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Because I just have to save some of this stuff for posterity.

"You know, when TRBO works, it can work pretty good...when it doesn't, it stinks worse than a sack of smashed asses."- random ham.

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Yep!

Its a pain in the backside either way.

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"A well regulated breakfast, being necessary to the healthy start of the day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed."

Coworker from 0600 today: "You know, I'd never park my car under that bridge."

Me: "Huh? Why?"

Him: "Well, those guys park under the bridge to protect their cars from the sun and rain and all the industrial fallout in the air here. It's pretty stupid if you think about it. Seattle's due for a 10 point earthquake...Your car would be crushed and you would be stuck in here."

Me: "Duuuuuuuddddde...In a magnitude 10 earthquake, you wouldn't have to worry about your car, because 30 seconds later, you'd find yourself in a long line at the Pearly Gates, trying to think of excuses."

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
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My favorite of all time is:

Resident: I just saw a criminal at Fred Meyer shopping and store management wouldn't call the police!
Me: What was he doing?
Resident: Shopping! But I know he sells dope!
Me: You know, criminals last I check do normal people things too. Its not like they steal or rob people for everything.

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WSP radio traffic:

Troop: "...I'll have one in custody for DUI, ..County's transporting,.. she won't fit in the back my car".

Must be one of the new Chevy's.

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(PD unit): "2xxx, radio"
Long pause...
"2xxx, radio"
Longer pause...
"2xxx, radddddiiiiooooooo........."
Very significant pause....
(PD unit): "2xxx, radio, is this thing working?"

Dispatcher: "Last unit calling FIRE DISPATCH, please repeat"

...dead silence.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

RE: Abduction/Murder in CA.

Horse riders in backcountry:

But it was clear something was amiss.
“They just didn’t fit,” said John, a retired
sheriff. “He might have been an
outdoorsman in California, but he was
not an outdoorsman in Idaho. ... Red
flags kind of went up.”

Retrieved from LA Times.

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Heard that interview on KOMO and cracked up.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

The dude had a cat.

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He was chumming for coyotes...

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

Co-worker- "What kind of Planet-of-the-Apes-Ass-Futuristic-Monkeys gun is THAT?"

Me- "An MP7"

CW- "Dude, you've gotta be the most non-typical-Subaru-driver...Subaru driver I know."

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

Me- What kind of coffee is this?

Co-worker- Non-organic, non free trade, genetically modified, mass-corporate-produced.

Me- Oh. Blood coffee.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
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Via text:

(We'd just gotten back from a "sensitivity training class")

Coworker- Hey, did U see me earlier?

Me- No

CW- U were next to me at the light on Madison and I honked. When U looked over I totally flipped U off.

Me- Oh yeah, I saw that...So?

CW- I was being INSENSITVE and OFFENSIVE!

CW- Were you "offended"?

Me- Uh, no. Why would I be?

CW- You're just no damn fun to work with anymore.

Me- (expletive deleted) and (expletive deleted) a cow (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) monkey wrench (expletive deleted) lubricant (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) for (expletive deleted) forest (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted) Sean (expletive deleted) and also a Glock.

CW- Wow. Now I'm offended.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

Another one via text:

Coworker- I've used the scientific calculator app on my phone and determined you're 62% crazy. That equals out to nearly 4 bags of gophers worth of crazy.

CW- I'm impressed.

Me- DIAF.

CW- See???

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
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Non-coworker- (blah blah blah)

Me- sleeping text me later

NCW- ARD

Me- What?

NCW- aw right den

Me- ...

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives