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I was randomly searching uhf today near the Tacoma Mall when I caught this absolute gem on an FRS freq:

(Business name not noted to protect the idiocy)

User 1: Shayshay!
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User 1: SHAYSHAY!
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User 1: (literally screamed) SHAYSHAY!!!

User 2: Huh?

1: You need to tell that man just walked he cain't be in here!

2: Why?

1: He got a knife!

2: I ain't see no knife.

1: He got it in his pocket!

2: He say why he cain't?

1: Ain't sposed to be no knives in here!

2: He sayin why?

1: Cuz we hires people from the Bama program!

2: He say what that mean?

1: It mean we gets govment moneys and that make this a fereral store, and cain't be no knives IN HERE!

2: He already leff.

1: He come back his ass goin to jay-ul!

2: Yup.

I wish to God I'd recorded this. It was actually harder to understand than this.

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You went to the mall?

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Hell no. Now that I can see I'm trying to get back into the hobie.

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SHAY SHAY!

He had to return his pink outfit. :P :lol:

:D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... shay%20naw

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Since it fits the thread title:

Tacoma Fire dispatcher:

Engine xx, respond on A-2 to xxx South xx street, BLS for a 22 year old male...SIGH...previously broken wrist, cut his cast off and now...it hurts.

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Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
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semi related.

At a new job, I whip out my leatherman c301 (pocket knife, 3" blade), to cut open a box.


Him: You can't have that
Me: Have what?
Him: That.
Me: What?
Him: There's a big sign in the back that says you can't have that.
Me: Can't have what?
Him: (points to my knife) That.
Me: My knife?
Him: Yeah, you can't have any weapons in here (as he pulls out a razor aka box cutter, with a full blade)
Me: It's a tool, not a weapon, it's how you use it. Just like a gun.
Him: Well you can't have it here.
Me: Well, you can use a box cutter as a weapon too, it's all in how it's used. This is a tool, not a weapon.
Him: No, you can only use a box cutter to open boxes, not as a weapon.
Me: :shock: .......... :lol: (was about to mention 9/11 but I just kept my mouth shut and walked away)

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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Just now... local pd puts out a possible DUI, swerving, 20mph in a 40, hard braking, etc. Local PD officer makes the stop... 16 y/o female learning to drive with dad. Units clear.

About 3 minutes later, a general message comes over the MDT: Caller who reported that DUI now on the phone demanding Sergeant contact them regarding this officer who let the "DUI" go so a complaint can be filed with Internal Affairs about favoritism, obvious corruption, etc. Caller does not believe operator's explanation re: driver's ed. Is becoming hysterical with call receiver.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

nuff' said

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DWA?

Don't know, don't care.

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President-in-Exile, Seattle Area Radio Communications And Scanner Traffic Intercept Crew (SARCASTIC)
Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
Bunnery definition for the under-fives

You mean DWHUA?

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DLIWSBLIML.

Driving Like an Idiot Who Should Be Living In Moses Lake.

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Don't feel bad if you can't use your STD100/200; there are still people using Digital Frequency Search!
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