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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Quote(s) of the Day |
Because I just have to save some of this stuff for posterity. "You know, when TRBO works, it can work pretty good...when it doesn't, it stinks worse than a sack of smashed asses."- random ham. |
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| Author: | chpalmer [ Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Wilrobnson wrote: "You know, when TRBO works, it can work pretty good...when it doesn't, it stinks worse than a sack of smashed asses." Yep! Its a pain in the backside either way. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Coworker from 0600 today: "You know, I'd never park my car under that bridge." Me: "Huh? Why?" Him: "Well, those guys park under the bridge to protect their cars from the sun and rain and all the industrial fallout in the air here. It's pretty stupid if you think about it. Seattle's due for a 10 point earthquake...Your car would be crushed and you would be stuck in here." Me: "Duuuuuuuddddde...In a magnitude 10 earthquake, you wouldn't have to worry about your car, because 30 seconds later, you'd find yourself in a long line at the Pearly Gates, trying to think of excuses." |
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| Author: | KE7JFF [ Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
My favorite of all time is: Resident: I just saw a criminal at Fred Meyer shopping and store management wouldn't call the police! Me: What was he doing? Resident: Shopping! But I know he sells dope! Me: You know, criminals last I check do normal people things too. Its not like they steal or rob people for everything. |
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| Author: | the Outlaw [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
WSP radio traffic: Troop: "...I'll have one in custody for DUI, ..County's transporting,.. she won't fit in the back my car". Must be one of the new Chevy's. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
(PD unit): "2xxx, radio" Long pause... "2xxx, radio" Longer pause... "2xxx, radddddiiiiooooooo........." Very significant pause.... (PD unit): "2xxx, radio, is this thing working?" Dispatcher: "Last unit calling FIRE DISPATCH, please repeat" ...dead silence. |
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| Author: | the Outlaw [ Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
RE: Abduction/Murder in CA. Horse riders in backcountry: But it was clear something was amiss. “They just didn’t fit,” said John, a retired sheriff. “He might have been an outdoorsman in California, but he was not an outdoorsman in Idaho. ... Red flags kind of went up.” Retrieved from LA Times. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Heard that interview on KOMO and cracked up. |
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| Author: | the Outlaw [ Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
The dude had a cat. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
He was chumming for coyotes... |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Co-worker- "What kind of Planet-of-the-Apes-Ass-Futuristic-Monkeys gun is THAT?" Me- "An MP7" CW- "Dude, you've gotta be the most non-typical-Subaru-driver...Subaru driver I know." |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Me- What kind of coffee is this? Co-worker- Non-organic, non free trade, genetically modified, mass-corporate-produced. Me- Oh. Blood coffee. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Via text: (We'd just gotten back from a "sensitivity training class") Coworker- Hey, did U see me earlier? Me- No CW- U were next to me at the light on Madison and I honked. When U looked over I totally flipped U off. Me- Oh yeah, I saw that...So? CW- I was being INSENSITVE and OFFENSIVE! CW- Were you "offended"? Me- Uh, no. Why would I be? CW- You're just no damn fun to work with anymore. Me- (expletive deleted) and (expletive deleted) a cow (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) monkey wrench (expletive deleted) lubricant (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) for (expletive deleted) forest (expletive deleted)(expletive deleted) Sean (expletive deleted) and also a Glock. CW- Wow. Now I'm offended. |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Another one via text: Coworker- I've used the scientific calculator app on my phone and determined you're 62% crazy. That equals out to nearly 4 bags of gophers worth of crazy. CW- I'm impressed. Me- DIAF. CW- See??? |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quote(s) of the Day |
Non-coworker- (blah blah blah) Me- sleeping text me later NCW- ARD Me- What? NCW- aw right den Me- ... |
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