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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The stupidity, it burns! |
I was randomly searching uhf today near the Tacoma Mall when I caught this absolute gem on an FRS freq: (Business name not noted to protect the idiocy) User 1: Shayshay! ... User 1: SHAYSHAY! ... User 1: (literally screamed) SHAYSHAY!!! User 2: Huh? 1: You need to tell that man just walked he cain't be in here! 2: Why? 1: He got a knife! 2: I ain't see no knife. 1: He got it in his pocket! 2: He say why he cain't? 1: Ain't sposed to be no knives in here! 2: He sayin why? 1: Cuz we hires people from the Bama program! 2: He say what that mean? 1: It mean we gets govment moneys and that make this a fereral store, and cain't be no knives IN HERE! 2: He already leff. 1: He come back his ass goin to jay-ul! 2: Yup. I wish to God I'd recorded this. It was actually harder to understand than this. |
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| Author: | the Outlaw [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
You went to the mall? |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
Hell no. Now that I can see I'm trying to get back into the hobie. |
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| Author: | N7QOR [ Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
SHAY SHAY! |
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| Author: | nickcarr [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
the Outlaw wrote: You went to the mall? He had to return his pink outfit. :P :lol: |
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| Author: | Jim [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
:D http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... shay%20naw |
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| Author: | TechnoWeenie [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
Since it fits the thread title: Tacoma Fire dispatcher: Engine xx, respond on A-2 to xxx South xx street, BLS for a 22 year old male...SIGH...previously broken wrist, cut his cast off and now...it hurts. |
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| Author: | TechnoWeenie [ Mon May 27, 2013 2:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
semi related. At a new job, I whip out my leatherman c301 (pocket knife, 3" blade), to cut open a box. Him: You can't have that Me: Have what? Him: That. Me: What? Him: There's a big sign in the back that says you can't have that. Me: Can't have what? Him: (points to my knife) That. Me: My knife? Him: Yeah, you can't have any weapons in here (as he pulls out a razor aka box cutter, with a full blade) Me: It's a tool, not a weapon, it's how you use it. Just like a gun. Him: Well you can't have it here. Me: Well, you can use a box cutter as a weapon too, it's all in how it's used. This is a tool, not a weapon. Him: No, you can only use a box cutter to open boxes, not as a weapon. Me: :shock: .......... :lol: (was about to mention 9/11 but I just kept my mouth shut and walked away) |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
Just now... local pd puts out a possible DUI, swerving, 20mph in a 40, hard braking, etc. Local PD officer makes the stop... 16 y/o female learning to drive with dad. Units clear. About 3 minutes later, a general message comes over the MDT: Caller who reported that DUI now on the phone demanding Sergeant contact them regarding this officer who let the "DUI" go so a complaint can be filed with Internal Affairs about favoritism, obvious corruption, etc. Caller does not believe operator's explanation re: driver's ed. Is becoming hysterical with call receiver. |
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| Author: | jrw14493 [ Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
Wilrobnson wrote: 16 y/o female learning to drive nuff' said |
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| Author: | N7QOR [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
DWA? |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
Don't know, don't care. |
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| Author: | jrw14493 [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
N7QOR wrote: DWA? You mean DWHUA? |
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| Author: | Wilrobnson [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The stupidity, it burns! |
DLIWSBLIML. Driving Like an Idiot Who Should Be Living In Moses Lake. |
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