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Jim had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the
stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far
from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone
knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing
there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.
Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come
at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Jim, 'after six months out here I'm ready to
meet some local folks, thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some
drinking.'

'Not a problem' says Jim. 'After 25 years in the business, I
can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n'
likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be
there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Jim, warming to the
idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.' :D

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" SILENCE IS CONSENT "

Jim N7UAP - Bellingham, WA / InterceptRadio.com